jonathon-jack:

jonathon-jack-archive-deactivat:

I need someone good around here
I will try to do right by your example
I swear to you - from this moment on
I am your friend

I’m making no speech. I’m not even at 200 yet (which is when I said I’d make this). I’m just a pringle of a girl who likes to procrastinate her drafts, her memes, her daily offline duties, and possibly even going to the bathroom just because she has a lot of feelings for a lot of people and cannot delay the urge to boop their noses in love any longer. Also, uh…her computer is working again. So. God bless.

you thought this text was going to be quality, didn’t you? whoOPS

--> SCOTCH 

those who have managed to mean the w o r l d to me

knickers-and-nicotine agentnromanova leucogaster anakennan madnessandsin spiritsandenergy justmoran xmycroft thesabbathqueen tellmewasitreal 

--> THE FINEST WINE

those I have managed to fall head over h e e l s for 

notamailman​ nomorethanstories secondtolastlasile wereachandfall itsyxbitsyxspider elixshepherd asoldieroutoftime owesmeadance thegovernmentsson thorolf-bringer-of-light arielthelionhearted ghoulishundertakings iownanironbat americanengineer shieldagentdarcy doomedxyouth jewelofgilboa sacrosxnct malxficus chxvalrous autisticism forgottenbirthright pretiumlibertas

--> VODKA

those I admire from afar but have yet to crawl properly into their laps bc scared and let’s be honest here I have no idea how to interact with half of these people but I fucking love them okay

agent-hs apaidprice hellixn agxntskye textbookxnarcissism psychotitate soldatzimy hatrediswhatiknow plasticxqueen strikerumlow ferreum thepresidentbitch backoffbub yellowboxmerc illripyourthroat immortalspxrrow motherofasgard nerushimyy southerndistress titaniumallxy totallynotapilot whyihavetrustissues